by Thefunkpolice November 5, 2014
One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.
Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.
by Ricky Data May 15, 2012
by truoung February 13, 2019
A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
by Super Duper Uber Cool Person July 5, 2011
by Brittanae & Shannon November 12, 2007
Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.
by nebachadmw October 2, 2008
Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 27, 2019