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A male masturbation device typically used by lying self righteous individuals with zero integrity.
When I told 'Bob' that I heard he purchased a McFleshlight he was quick to lie and deny.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder July 01, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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