Definitions by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder

McFleshlight 

A male masturbation device typically used by lying self righteous individuals with zero integrity.

When I told 'Bob' that I heard he purchased a McFleshlight he was quick to lie and deny.

McFleshlight by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder July 1, 2020

chlamho 

When a man tells his girlfriend that she gave him chlamydia and she freaks out and claims it came from him.
All the while she knows that she has been screwing a broad assortment of dicks.

That chlamho was with over 15 men and she tried to blame me for the chlamydia.

chlamho by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Sasquatch Beaver 

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

Sasquatch Beaver by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018