McClaskey

How to put this delicately... She is one of a kind. Caring and intelligent, has your back. A great friend and co-worker. Awesome in general. A Hello-Kitty and Sparkle/Glitter Enthusiast.

Did you see how McClaskey that person is?

Yeah, A true McClaskey!

by swerthiarty June 15, 2013

McCleskey Middle School

Where everyone feeds off drama, the girls are hoes, and the guys are dumbasses. And all the 6th graders are depressed

daddy McCleskey middle school

by Dicksucker928286253519 February 13, 2019

The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013

McFlakey

n.,someone who is unreliable, and/or absent-minded, flighty, fickle. Generally irresponsible.

Friend: What's up with you and Casey?

Me: You mean McFlakey? We were supposed to go out the other night, but he never showed. Told me the next day he went home and decided to go to bed instead. He's a real McFlakey.

by Moster39 October 18, 2008

McClarke

Getting a blowjob in the stairwell of any institution by a thot

My boi Jerry got McClarked, but they caught him, now he has detention

by KNEWAVE June 12, 2018

McCloskey

A powerful and elegant family, hailing from Ireland.

'She's definitely a McCloskey'
'How do you know?'
'Just check out that walk. She could be a queen'.

by timooo76 September 7, 2010

McCluskey Special

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.

Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.

by hotshotmpls September 9, 2006