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Maxx's Law 

Maxx's Law is Godwin's Law only with boobs. Whenever a thread about something completely unrelated to boobs turns into a discussion about boobs, the thread has lost all usefulness and must end.
user1: What the guy wearing his seatbelt?

user2: My friend says that seatbelts hurt her boobs.

user3: DUDE! How big are her boobs??

user1: Maxx's Law! This thread has lost all meaning!!!
Maxx's Law by penny_lane086 May 10, 2008
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maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god
dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!
maxx's dad by Nigga lord June 22, 2022

Maxx Sayer 

a tall, dark and handsome Italian stalion who Christina Swilley is in love with; also one funny guy
"Ewee Shaniqua, that is one fine piece o' work, I'd like a bite of that Maxx Sayer"
Maxx Sayer by Mildred December 8, 2003

Maxx Sayer 

A totally cool, great, or badass person
Mike is a real cool guy, a regular Maxx Sayer
Maxx Sayer by t-bone November 24, 2003

TK Maxx Swag

When you have god tier drip and decide to flex it in a TK Maxx
Is that dude wearing a TK Maxx hat
Yeah he has TK Maxx swag

Sassy to the Maxx 

A word that is used to describe great moments and success or to describe someone as being the sassiest person alive.
Natasha and Boris are so cool that one could say they are Sassy to the Maxx.
Tuggy, on the other hand, is one of the least sassiest people alive.

big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx 

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world
"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"
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