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Teacher’s Ass Kisser 

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
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Kasser's 

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.
A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.
Kasser's by doubledoozies January 19, 2012

Kister's Law 

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.
1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.
Kister's Law by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025

grandma's kisses 

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!
Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

Butterfly Hershey's kisses 

When someone is laying on top of you and they brush their lashes against your nipples. A butterfly kiss on your nipples.
Wow babe, I really love your butterfly Hershey's kisses

Fleshey's Kisses 

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.
"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."
Fleshey's Kisses by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021

hershey's kisses 

1. Small breasts; bigger than skeets
2. Nipples that look _exactly_ like the
candy
Who wouldn't wanna suck on them hershey's kisses?
hershey's kisses by pmc November 2, 2002