Maxaroth

Maxaroth is a lolcow who was born on september 11th 2002 at 1:46pm. He is a transgender lowcow (male to female) and he has the brain capacity of a genetically modified carrot. He likes to get industrial (getting high) by using a trumpet with his bong or wearing a gay outfit with a cowboy hat and speaking like a Texan. He has played a trumpet with another mans genitals. He gets mad whenever you call him kyle and has had mutliple hissy fits about it by leaving group chats. During August maxaroth had the police on him for 'unregistered weapons and drink driving' and another time the animal people were called on him about his cat he stole off the street named noodle. His house has worser living conditions too then some peeople who live in favelas...

person 1: Shit man ever seen maxaroth?
person 2: yea man ive heard of kyle he's dirtier then river ghandi

person 1: yea they're fucking stupid

by JEWISHDEATHTOLL1944 November 2, 2025