A guy who will tell you he loves you forever, and will make you believe him, even though he has a history of lying to your face.
Girl: How could you do this?!
Mauricio: What are you talking about?
Friend 1: Don't lie to her anymore.
by brokenXheartedXgirl October 10, 2011
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Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.
Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.
by Kandykane1234 October 27, 2019
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Bean who sucks off his right hand man when they get down in the dumps...
Mauricio is a bean
by Deepwoolds October 16, 2019
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a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
dude, mauricio, stop hating on your mexican self!
by jonasnotreallythough June 16, 2008
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A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3
Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3
Bitch, get off mauricios dick. xD
by Kaley. September 02, 2008
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mauricio is actually a dumbass annoying kid that like to say the most random shit in the whole world, but he can be smart sometimes
" here comes mauricio, his jokes aren't even understandable"
by roggy doggy February 10, 2017
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A bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and thinks he’s good at everything but is not don’t be a Mauricio
Freind 1: ughhh Mauricio is here
Freind 2: fuck
by George applebaum May 04, 2020
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