Maui Wowee

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A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.

Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.

Maui Wowee by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006

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maui-wowee

a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams

leave it to maui-wowee to fold on a full house ace high

maui-wowee by Villa February 16, 2005

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maui-wowee

N - a wee man who puts heavy emphasis into some syllables of words but not others; any person who is the brunt of many jokes and friendly banter (esp. involving his litte sister).

Guy: Hey dude, I screwed your sister last night
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!

maui-wowee by ryanizzle May 13, 2005

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Maui Wowie

Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.

Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.

Maui Wowie by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007

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maui wowwee

Really strong Marijuana From Hawaii

Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii?
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.

maui wowwee by Lil_mama007 April 20, 2007

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Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.

Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.

Maui Wowie by Sancho July 30, 2003

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Maui wowie

An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii

Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba

What kind is it?

Maui wowie

Ill get Billy Bong Thorten

Maui wowie by herbguy September 17, 2010

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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