Matty K

Sexually Inactive

This Matty K just won’t get off vsco

by TALKBOUTDAT January 3, 2022

Matty K Griddy too Sturdy

A pretty cute blonde durly haired kid. Has disses on him written by Boaz Lamar. such as koffleria and Like Matt. He is a pretty cute kid and can get annoying sometimes.

Oh Im hanging out with that cute blonde kid, Matty K griddy too sturdy.

I hate when a koffler talk about games, then somebody play, they turn into lames
Then hop online like "play for my bitty," he fakin' for friends and acting like diddy

His hailey a killer, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the shit that they done

by someonewithdawords May 20, 2024

Matt K.

The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."

I met this kid named Matt K., he worked with me. He was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

by ThoWhoShallRemainNameless October 16, 2008

Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Matt Kenseth

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.

I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend

by Pettee December 22, 2019