Mattie May

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Mattie May is smart, helpful, pretty, honest and so much more. She stands up for what see believes in and is not afraid to say what she thinks is right.

She knows how to fight for her friends and family. She usually lives in a large family on a farm with all kinds of animals and has a lot of outdoor experiences. Like one time she might think a bird in a snake.

She is always inviting and she tries not to leave anyone.

She is fierce and brave. She makes you laugh all the time and the only time she will dislike you is when you are mean to others of very mean to her.

Mattie May is awesome

Mattie May by Jimmy3207 April 4, 2019

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Mattie May

Mattie May is a name for a very special kid. She usually has long brown hair and hazel green eyes. She is very strong and is not shy. She is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in and is very kind and nice.
Here are some words that describe her...
Pretty
Honest
Humble
Patient
Nice
Kind
Super
Awesome
Caring
Loving
and......
Beautiful
If you have a Mattie May don't let her go, EVER!!!!

Mattie May is my best friend

Mattie May by Jimmy3207 April 25, 2019

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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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