Matthew drinkwater 

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea

Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES

Matthew drinkwater by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Matthew drinkwater 

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.

Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE

Matthew drinkwater by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

matthew drinkwater 

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.

Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male

matthew drinkwater by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

matthew drinkwater 

a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!

please get Matthew Drinkwater to shave!!!

matthew drinkwater by TheFortnitesigma January 18, 2024

Matthew drinkwater 

Silly goofy obsequious submissive people that constantly talk bad about others. They love to rage when they don’t get their favorite guns in Fortnite. If you ever meet a Matthew Drinkwater I would recommend running away!

Who is that kid over there that’s frowning like a grumpy old man?
Oh must be a Matthew Drinkwater

Matthew drinkwater by Oklahoma Super Fan #1 January 19, 2024