Matthaios

Matthaios is the name of an absolute unit of a man with a monstrous penis. He is usually indulging in sexual acts with your mother who fell in love with him at first sight, due to his sexy looks. However his personality isn't hindered by his physical traits, he is also very humble and a loving human being who cares about his friends and family.

Girl1 -"Matthaios asked me to do anal the other day and I refused."
Girl2- "I would have done the sam, his ginormous dick would tear my asshole appart."

Matthaios by Swinnie69 November 20, 2021

Matthiassen 

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.

Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.

Matthiassen by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018

Matthijs

The name Matthijs is of Hebrew origin.
It means gift from the lord.

It's a Dutch form of Mathew, Matthew or Mathias.

Usually Matthijs is a very cute but shy boy.
He stands for honor and duty, if you betray him you'll be his worst enemy,
but if you love him he'll always be there for you and will die to protect what he believes is right.

Matthijs stands for honor

Matthijs by Noduck October 28, 2013

Matthias Helvar 

Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:

Not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

matthias

one fine man. all men wanna be him and all women want him so wherever he goes he gets that special tingling sensation in his head. he thinks hes just an average guy which makes all girls swoon just by hearing his name. twice as awesome as chuck norris, no more needed.

matthias just one-upped chuck!!!!!

i wish i was matthias

that matthias is my idol

matthias by chuckworshipper October 6, 2010

matthis 

Those who carry this title do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. They also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.

1.) That guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! What a matthis!

2.) I can't stand working with her! All she does is complain about her jackass boyfriend. Man, I wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.

matthis by jorgez February 7, 2010

Matthias

Knowing a Matthias will bring great joy to your life. They are the funniest people in the crowds, you hardly can find him standing alone even for a single minute. All your friends and family will love him. When you look at him you want to be with him, closer and closer. There is no escape from his cute smile, it will follow you into your dreams. Matthias is the warmest person and highly sensitive. He has the hottest body, tenderest touch and is the greatest kisser of the universe. However, if you hurt him, he cannot forgive easily. Sometimes it takes him years to find a way back to love and trust. He has the most loyal and most patient friends who give him and his love their strongest support. He always likes playing like all men do. You should be told; the borders of his playground are far beyond your imagination. Playing in his wild and crazy game with him will surely pull you into a tough yet terrific adventure. But you will look back onto your new experiences with pride and big joy, because you know he loves you and cares for you and you’ll collect stories to tell your friends and grandchildren, that will make them laugh with you and maybe inspires them. Matthias will honour your courage and prefers your honesty over your sense of humour, especially when it comes to kidding him. You will never regret loving him, because he cares and doesn’t let anybody else getting so very deep into his heart.

Watch out to find a Matthias, you’ll enjoy dancing through hell with him. He’ll add the brightest colours to your life, bringing games, excitement and fun.

Matthias by me-of-course February 3, 2022