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Matthaios is the name of an absolute unit of a man with a monstrous penis. He is usually indulging in sexual acts with your mother who fell in love with him at first sight, due to his sexy looks. However his personality isn't hindered by his physical traits, he is also very humble and a loving human being who cares about his friends and family.
Girl1 -"Matthaios asked me to do anal the other day and I refused."
Girl2- "I would have done the sam, his ginormous dick would tear my asshole appart."
Matthaios by Swinnie69 November 20, 2021
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Matthiassen 

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.
Matthiassen by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018
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The name Matthijs is of Hebrew origin.
It means gift from the lord.

It's a Dutch form of Mathew, Matthew or Mathias.

Usually Matthijs is a very cute but shy boy.
He stands for honor and duty, if you betray him you'll be his worst enemy,
but if you love him he'll always be there for you and will die to protect what he believes is right.
Matthijs stands for honor
Matthijs by Noduck October 28, 2013

Matthias Helvar 

one fine man. all men wanna be him and all women want him so wherever he goes he gets that special tingling sensation in his head. he thinks hes just an average guy which makes all girls swoon just by hearing his name. twice as awesome as chuck norris, no more needed.
matthias just one-upped chuck!!!!!

i wish i was matthias

that matthias is my idol
matthias by chuckworshipper October 6, 2010
Those who carry this title do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. They also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.
1.) That guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! What a matthis!

2.) I can't stand working with her! All she does is complain about her jackass boyfriend. Man, I wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.
matthis by jorgez February 7, 2010
Knowing a Matthias will bring great joy to your life. They are the funniest people in the crowds, you hardly can find him standing alone even for a single minute. All your friends and family will love him. When you look at him you want to be with him, closer and closer. There is no escape from his cute smile, it will follow you into your dreams. Matthias is the warmest person and highly sensitive. He has the hottest body, tenderest touch and is the greatest kisser of the universe. However, if you hurt him, he cannot forgive easily. Sometimes it takes him years to find a way back to love and trust. He has the most loyal and most patient friends who give him and his love their strongest support. He always likes playing like all men do. You should be told; the borders of his playground are far beyond your imagination. Playing in his wild and crazy game with him will surely pull you into a tough yet terrific adventure. But you will look back onto your new experiences with pride and big joy, because you know he loves you and cares for you and you’ll collect stories to tell your friends and grandchildren, that will make them laugh with you and maybe inspires them. Matthias will honour your courage and prefers your honesty over your sense of humour, especially when it comes to kidding him. You will never regret loving him, because he cares and doesn’t let anybody else getting so very deep into his heart.
Watch out to find a Matthias, you’ll enjoy dancing through hell with him. He’ll add the brightest colours to your life, bringing games, excitement and fun.
Matthias by me-of-course February 3, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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