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Matt the creator of Bob 

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Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.

Warning:
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.

But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"Go away."
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026