Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.

What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat

by Matt attat June 11, 2019

Mattattack

When someone constantly sleeps over after sex. Refering to 'Matt' which means 'Eternal Sex God'.

Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.

Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.

by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009