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Mattattack 

When someone constantly sleeps over after sex. Refering to 'Matt' which means 'Eternal Sex God'.
Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.

Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.
Mattattack by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009
Words you can keep

mattafack 

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.
"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."
mattafack by Bob May 22, 2004

Macattack 

The compulsive consumption of 3 or more McDonalds Big Macs in one sitting.
1. I had a Macattack on the way home after the football game.

2. We went to McDonalds and Nick had a total Macattack.
Macattack by Jack Bauer. November 24, 2009

Mattstackin 

One who forcefully inhaled queefs!
Damn Matt you have been Mattstackin all day!
Mattstackin by Jaygotthemoves June 28, 2020

MacAttack 

When you just ate an excessive amount of McDonald's, and you feel really gross and unhealthy.
Dude are you okay? You don't look too good...
Dude, I'm having a MacAttack. Why did we even get McDonalds ew.
MacAttack by danigguh August 16, 2011

mackattack 

When a person tries to mack on you and you dont want it. See definition of mack.
Hey Marc your mad cute

Ummm i disregard your mackattack.

Makattack 

A noun: To rage in a salty manner, proceed to throw every insult at you like an olympic javelin competitor and threaten to kill you/your family
Makattack: HEAL ME FOR FUCKS SAKES, HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF CAUSE YOU'RE WORTH NOTHING.
I'LL HUNT YOUR FAMILY AND FUCKING KILL THEM.
Makattack by biggay101 September 11, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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