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matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.
Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!
by wakkadaddy July 12, 2018
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Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.
“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”
by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021
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matt t.g. shep

exudes swag
anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him
by dmvmeu July 25, 2021
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Matt Tong

Matt Tong is the drummer for London-based indie group Bloc Party.Matt Tong is known for his frantic yet intricate drumming.Matt Tong is the most talkative member of the group.Matt has described himself as the ''least ambitious'' member of the Bloc.Matt along with frontman Kele Okereke does the most interviews.Matt is the tallest member and the most likely to make you laugh.
Me: ...Matt Tong is one of the most underrated drummers today

Jeff: Who's he?

Me: Forget it
by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009
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matt tuck

lead singer of welsh metalcore band bullet for my valentine and the worlds sexiest man alive..
matt tuck should win an award for being that hot- or atleast get arrested or some shit, because he's too good looking- especially when he's in the rain...
matt tuck is welsh. matt tuck is cool.
you don't like it? suck meh dong you donkeys!
matt tuck will eat you alive... hahahahahahaha!

MATT TUCK FOREVER!!!! <3
Ned; That Band's Pish & Their Singer Is Boggin' Looking.

Me; Haw You Ya Greasy Bawbag- You Touch Matt Tuck & I'll Smack Yo' About Like Tommy & Pam x100!!!! *headbutts* Aye- Ya Spoon, Do Not Mess With The Almighty Force That Is Tuck-Quan-Doe... *bows*
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Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away
by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013
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Matt Tuck

The lead singer of Bullet For My Valentine, he is a BABE with the most GORGEOUS eyes, EVER.
Actually, babe is an understatement!

Gah, I love him so much! :)
OH, HE'S SUCH A MATT TUCK!
by L-DcanGoAndDie April 12, 2011
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