Matt P 

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!

Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people

Matt P by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023

matt p 

sploof
and a kid with autism

have u met the matt p kid hes autitstic

matt p by hereee June 7, 2017

Matt P 

Matt P WILL steal your girl be careful

Chad: BRUh matt p fucking stole my girl

Brad: no waaay dude

Chad: dude like dead ass

Matt P by Savageeeee101 June 22, 2019

Matt Pezza 

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

Matt Pezza by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019

Matt Pelissier 

The first ex-drummer for the band My Chemical Romance
Not much is known as to why he was kicked out but he joined the band in 2001 when it was created (second one to be in the band) and was replaced in 2004 by Bob Bryar (sixth person to be in the band, also an ex-drummer now)

In 2006 he co-founded Strong Arm Studios with George Collaz

Look in the vampires will never hurt you music video and the honey this mirror is not big enough for the two of us music video, you will see Matt Pelissier drumming. These are the only two music videos that he is in.

Matt Pelissier by Hifatpeople December 12, 2010

matt polk 

when everything good keeps happening to someone (in there prime).

friend: “hey man I just got a new Tahoe and it has a touch screen radio, bro I just got rose bowl tickets and i get to see BAKER MAYFILED IN PERSON”. other friend: “damn bro you a “matt polk”.

matt polk by kakdkckj December 11, 2017

The Matt Project 

It describes doing the manliest of activities such as working out, funneling North Coast Old Rasputin, doing physics homework, and having hot sex on a small, yet powerful boat, on the sea of love. These activities must be done at the same time in order for it to be considered The Matt Project. Only Man Man himself has accomplished such a thing.

"Don't worry Matt I won't let anyone know that you are man man. I just have to know though...when do I get to see The Matt Project again?" Bethany P

"I am going to attempt The Matt Project again."

The Matt Project by Matt Furgerson November 21, 2006