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The mst handsome player you could ever fall on. He actually is smart and better than any person named "Giselle", and that's a fact (exclamation mark). If you ever find him/her, damn, you must be freacking lucky (exclamation mark). This is not a joke (exclamation mark) Or any kind of "troll" like the youngs would say. If you have the LUCK to talk to him, you will directly remark his ATTRACTIVE VOICE AND MANLINESS AND MASIVENESS AND MUSCLENESS any you should believe everything that he says, because he is more accurate than Wikipedia, that also is a fact (exclamation mark). Whatever just give him as much money as you can because he has troubles getting a job and also has troubles with the Franch government for some unkown reasons, that should be enough for him, he is the greatest person ALIVE EVER. bye I hate you (joke)
Damn (exclamation mark) That Matoxiam, he's a freaking god, love him (exclamation mark)
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He is the worst person in the world. He likes to say that he is better than everyone else, but that is simply not the case. He says that he is better than everyone named Giselle, but he is not. He needs to be humbled urgently. He also has an obsession with exclamation marks! He is crazy, French, and he wears glasses. He believes that he has an attractive voice, and manliness, and massiveness, and muscleness, but none of those are true. Nothing he says is true because is he less accurate than Wikipedia. That's also something that he says is true. Whatever, just give him absolutely no money because he does not have money getting jobs, and he also has no issues with the French government for an unknown reason. That shouldn't be enough for him. He is not the greatest person alive EVER. Hello, I love you (seriously)
Dang! That Matoxiam, he's not a freaking god. Hate him!
Matoxiam by Elle the Idiot March 12, 2022
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026