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The mst handsome player you could ever fall on. He actually is smart and better than any person named "Giselle", and that's a fact (exclamation mark). If you ever find him/her, damn, you must be freacking lucky (exclamation mark). This is not a joke (exclamation mark) Or any kind of "troll" like the youngs would say. If you have the LUCK to talk to him, you will directly remark his ATTRACTIVE VOICE AND MANLINESS AND MASIVENESS AND MUSCLENESS any you should believe everything that he says, because he is more accurate than Wikipedia, that also is a fact (exclamation mark). Whatever just give him as much money as you can because he has troubles getting a job and also has troubles with the Franch government for some unkown reasons, that should be enough for him, he is the greatest person ALIVE EVER. bye I hate you (joke)
Damn (exclamation mark) That Matoxiam, he's a freaking god, love him (exclamation mark)
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He is the worst person in the world. He likes to say that he is better than everyone else, but that is simply not the case. He says that he is better than everyone named Giselle, but he is not. He needs to be humbled urgently. He also has an obsession with exclamation marks! He is crazy, French, and he wears glasses. He believes that he has an attractive voice, and manliness, and massiveness, and muscleness, but none of those are true. Nothing he says is true because is he less accurate than Wikipedia. That's also something that he says is true. Whatever, just give him absolutely no money because he does not have money getting jobs, and he also has no issues with the French government for an unknown reason. That shouldn't be enough for him. He is not the greatest person alive EVER. Hello, I love you (seriously)
Dang! That Matoxiam, he's not a freaking god. Hate him!
Matoxiam by Elle the Idiot March 12, 2022
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