Mathew Bagley 

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

Mathew Bagley by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Bailey Mathew 

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.

I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.

Bailey Mathew by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013