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When you date yourself because you know what you like best.
ā€œNo sir, Iā€™m not alone; Iā€™m masturdatingā€.
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by Meowrific March 23, 2020
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The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
by Qbie March 25, 2020
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