Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021

masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010

masturdating

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 24, 2019

masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010

Masturdate

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Masturdated

To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.

All of my friends were busy with their day, so I masturdated with a shopping spree and a movie

by AugustLeo81 September 10, 2014

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 4, 2008