To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.
by AugustLeo81 September 10, 2014
Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.
Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018
Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
by punksucks March 25, 2016
A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
by MiscTiger May 28, 2013
modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.
by bigredone2010 February 24, 2010
Masturdate or Masturdating (the action) is the process of taking oneself out on a date without having anyone in mind or been called on a actual date.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
1. Masturdating has helped me realize the importance of having some personal moment.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.
by deons August 9, 2023
dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you
by mewsem November 9, 2022