Mastregret 

Verb

To regret after masturbating.

Why do we mastregret after watching porn and masturbating?

Is it psychological to mastregret after watching porn and masturbating?

We mastregret due to lowering of dopamine level in our brain - it's biological.

Mastregret by Zami Karzai September 15, 2018

Mastereth 

A man whomst makes videos on the internet, often helping out other creators. Very long sentences.

Mastereth cannot make convincing monkey sounds.

Mastereth by GabeTYJ December 20, 2019

Mastergrate 

The female action of masturbating with a cheese grater

Im bleeding so fucking bad, since i just mastergrate

Mastergrate by I don't like homemade food now March 1, 2015

Mastergration

Someone who is going to be a master's graduate

He/She is attending his/her mastergration ceremony.

Mastergration by The Best 2316 May 22, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022