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the art of being masonesque. i.e. cool.
Sam was acting masonic.
masonic by sam mason December 13, 2007
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Masonic home 

Masonic home is a group of legends who usually play soccer
Do you play for the Masonic home booters
Masonic home by 989mb June 12, 2016

Masonic Temple 

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.
The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.
Masonic Temple by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

masonic youth 

Masonic youth organizations comprised of Job's Daughters, DeMolay, and Rainbow. If you have the opportunity to be friends with a member or even better, join, you should!! These organizations teach several life and leadership skills and will give you the opportunity to meet some of the greatest people out there!
Are you 10-21? Then you should consider joining the Masonic Youth!

Masonic Cooties 

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
Masonic Cooties by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

Masonic Order 

I just watched this video, right?
Hym "About how the Masonic order uses an Order/Chaos paradigm to slowly (Deja Vu) roll back the rights of the citizenry and assume more and more control of the public and it's got me thinking... You guys a fucking lame. I am actively dying. My brainz hurts. And y'all over here like a bunch of lame ass faggots. So trash. Very trash."
Masonic Order by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

royal masonic school for girls

royal masonic school for girls aka rms aka lesbian central. if u come out of rms not a lesbian good job!!
the skets walk around w there arses hanging out of their skirts and they take over rickmansworth station and mob the met line
they would give head for a fiver and they LIVE off daddy’s money and only personality trait is saying they go to a boarding school when they probably never board. there brother school is merchant taylor’s so that’s saying something.

they are all YATS
royal masonic school for girls:
did u see that rms girl?

who

oh sorry meant the queer rich lesbian

oh yes
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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