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Mason Marquardt

A big booty piece of machinery. 100% of its body is sheer muscle. There is literally no chance of defeating this beast of a being. Extremely attractive. All the girls want it but none can have it.
“I saw a Mason Marquardt the other day; I looked it and I felt a deep loving connection, but also an intense sense of fear”
by Pt Cruiser Hater July 15, 2021
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