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Paul Massey 

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.
OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle
Paul Massey by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020
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flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.
Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

Jack Massey Welsh

One of the most active channels ever. especially with him posting on 3 account regularly.
Known for having many playbuttons.
Also he is known for making a channel called "TurdBoi420" and getting it to 100k subs with no videos.
have you seen the new Jack Massey Welsh video?

Yeah, that mini tesla is sick!

Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.
That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".
Massettoid by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007
she is strong, a leader, and one you never want to mess with. she is trustworthy, loyal, an amazing smile and possibly the best friend you could every dream to have.
you pulled a maseeha
maseeha by puppie face September 26, 2017
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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