Maryville, MO

Maryville is a great town minus the fact the roads are horrible and there's no Taco Bell... if you don't want a flat tire you better walk. There IS a Taco Johns which doesn't even come close to the taste of Taco Bell!

"Let's take a drive to Taco Bell in Maryville, MO... oh crap! We can't, because we'd get a flat tire on our way to a different town!!"

Maryville, MO by queenluck February 23, 2009

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Mortville

A warehouse party place of the pink line in Chicago to get fucked up when you have absolutely no money and don't care how long you have not showered. Lots of trannys, nudists, and acid addicts hang out here on a weekly basis. This place is known for showcasing synth heavy noise rock bands that sound terrible unless you are fortunate enough to be drunk and/or tripping on mushrooms.

"shit I only have 5 bucks on me, looks like we can't go out tonight."

"Hey, what about Mortville?"

"Ight, let's go get drunk and fuck some hipster trash!"

Mortville by George The G. October 22, 2011

Mortville

Expression used to describe any situation that is totally screwed up upside y and sideways. The origins y this term come from an old classic john waters film entitled "desperate living"in the movie 2women are arrested and sent to mortville where all residents must walk around backwards. At all times!,

The church rummage sale was totally disorganized this year. I felt like I was in mortville all weekend long!

Mortville by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

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David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.

wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville

David Morville by toogleboogle July 26, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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