Mary Con 

An undercover way of saying maricon.

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".

Mary Con by Sparko March 27, 2008

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

mary conley 

One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.

Mary Conley wifey material.

mary conley by Macym15 July 17, 2014