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1: Verb; to be treated and/or PWNed by Marxist philosophy.
"Holy shit, Tyson, you just Marxified! That sure is intense Marxification! Who knew that Dustin could Marxify you so badly!"
Marxify by Euronerd May 15, 2011
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To make one's argument appear lengthy and undecipherable by going in circles and saying the same thing in different ways, on purpose.
Why are you like this? Be clear and concise, and stop maxifying things.
Maxify by Beanie Eyelash March 27, 2021
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(verb)

1.) Similar to the action of maximizing an aspect of something or someone, though most appropriate when referring to an aspect that cannot be measured with numbers alone (ie. "fun", "boredom" and "gayness" cannot be measured conventionally).

2.) The act of both magnifying and maximizing.

3.) The act of taking something "to the max".
I need to find some way to maxify the fun of this game!

Your fries have been maxified.
maxify by El Shamro March 29, 2005

marifylli 

Marifylli is a special name and only a special girl has it. She is kind and she laughs when she's with her friends. She is so cute and so beautiful that everyone melts when he's looking at her. For the hair and eyes...just forget about it, they are amazing! Also she can be the focus of the company and you can feel it when she's not there. For closing, she is a very clever and hot girl, everything a guy could possibly ask for.
Steve: Hey bro, this girl, oh my god she's so cute I wanna hug her so tight.
John: Which girl do you mean?
Steve: Marifylli, I'm talking about her all the time.. hey are you listening to me?
John: yeah yeah.....umm you're right, she's a beauty man..
marifylli by Uknown17 October 25, 2019
I’m about to Maxify that tree!
Maxify by Benjabenja November 22, 2024

k-markify 

To impress someone by dressing up hella nicely.

To wear clothes that are simple yet fashionable and decent.
OOoooh....you're looking so fly today. Are you trying to k-markify someone?
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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