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Marvin Ridge High School 

Marvin is 22 miles south of Charlotte. Recently it was unofficially dubbed the town full of the most rich people in the state of North Carolina. We have a fast growing population of 6,500. The rich kids (the families who make more than $350,000) attend Marvin Ridge, the richest, newest, and highest rated high school out of the thirteen in Union County.

A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the athletes /rich kids. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.

Case-in-points:

1) Our School is home to a kid who got no questions wrong on both the SAT and the ACT -- despite the fact that he was stoned during both tests.

2) Often a locus for great athleticism, Marvin Ridge routinely succeeds in football and basketball. After the sports games, it is not unusual to see a kid picked up in a Rolls Royce Phantom.

3) We are located in one of the wealthiest cities in the state of North Carolina, yet our school is always the last school to get new computers because the rich white kids will just tear them up in 3 months because they have Affluenza.

4) Finally, Marvin Ridge is horribly over-crowded. However, it's still better than sending your kids to a private school, as Marvin Ridge has better test scores than said school- probably.

Our motto is the Mavericks, and I'm sure the rich people at our school could win a lawsuit with Ford if needed.
Marvin Ridge High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I sure as hell will not miss it.
I love the smell of money in Marvin Ridge High School.

At Marvin Ridge High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.

At MRHS, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.

I wish our school had a pool, but I'm sure some rich white guy will have one installed someday because of how rich the school is.

The grafitti in the MRHS men's restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
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Marvin Ridge High School 

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.
Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.
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Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
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Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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Word of the Day on July 9, 2026