Marv Albert

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.

Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"

Marv Albert by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

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Marv Albert

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!

I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!

Marv Albert by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010

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The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

marv albert by Dewey July 31, 2004

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