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Marty Bogroll 

The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.

He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.
Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!
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Marty Bogroll 

The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.

He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.

You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.

I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
Marty Bogroll by justdeanful July 1, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026