Martian Tan

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.
Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?
Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.
Guy 2: NICE!!!

Martian Tan by Mr. McGoobers May 10, 2009

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martianian

another word for martian

I am a martian, and these creatures are my fellow martianians.

martianian by Bavery July 28, 2007

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Tanner Martin

The kind of guy that'll sugondeez nuts. He will start every conversation with "Bois!" and will do a weird snapping thing.

Whoa that's a Tanner Martin kind of person right there.

Tanner Martin by Hellias January 6, 2022

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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

Martin Luther's Septic Tank by huskyspin April 4, 2025

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