Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.

Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??

by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025