An insignificant town in north central oklahoma. The whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. Animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn't much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant.
Man 1- Hey dude I saw a sign on I-35 for Marland, but when I went down that road all I saw was a goat and a man.
Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.
Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.
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A clan which is the embodiement of the land and the sea. Dont cross them just like the land and the sea they hear the whisper of secrets no matter where you are and no matter how quiet you are. Usually if a person is a true member of the clan they will use the phrase, IM THE LAND AND SEA MOTHERFUCKER. Normally they talk to much but if they completely silent you better start runnin because someones about to get a beating then, similer to how the sea is super calm before a storm. Also if a person is of the Marland clan they have the last name Marland. Marlands value honor and intellegence
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Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
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