Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

Marks Dick by Jhonny SinSes big DicK April 7, 2021

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Mark's dick

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Mark's dick is very very very very very very small. it goes from a-z

Mark's dick by koble August 18, 2017

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Markodickhead

Old grey haired guy who likes to make out with women in strip clubs and be a wrinkle dick fuck boy. Loves to crush your hopes and dreams for five years and still f-ing counting. One day is going to get the log out of his ass and realize it’s too late. And no his dick is not long enough to suck on his own. Always sick with a cold because his bullshit is constantly running. Loves pie.

Oh there goes markodickhead! He’s still old!

Markodickhead by Chelseaism May 30, 2018

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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