Mario Cart

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The reason for rage, many ruined friendships, and broken controllers. this is usually caused when the person in first about to cross the finish the race then they get hit by three red shells.

I was just playing Mario Cart with my friends now we don't even talk anymore and my Nintendo Switch is smashed on the floor.

Mario Cart by FireFrenzy February 28, 2019

Words you can keep

Mario Cart

A boof thc cart that has hella shit in it. Most likely to be found in your local high school bathroom.

Jonny: Yo bro hit this cart this shits fire
Ricky: Bro this a boof ass mario cart

Mario Cart by Liebo_ January 25, 2022

mario cart

When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.

fag: You wan't to play mario cart

fag #2: I would love to

mario cart by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015

Mario cart

When a guy invites his friends over to play Mario cart he wants to get gang banged by all of them.

Hey guys eantvto come over and play mario cart?

Mario cart by Dr wood December 3, 2017

Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

Oral Mario Cart Sex by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

do you need a mario cart

do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question

do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week

do you need a mario cart by milfs101 November 16, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

Oral Mario Cart Sex by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026