maiden's piss 

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

wine cheap wine white wine cheap white wine goon booze maiden's piss

maiden's piss by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

maiden's head 

A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.

I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.

maiden's head by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020

Maiden's Virus 

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

Maiden's Virus by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips

Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

Marden fish & chip shop by murphoman May 29, 2010

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

square marden by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

Steavy Marden 

1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag

P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie

Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.

Steavy Marden by Danny February 18, 2005

Marten Skinn

A person who takes it upon themselves to police Skinhead fashion on social media. Its a pseudonym name mixing Doc Marten and a low socioeconomical spelling of the word skin. May have it's origins in southern England. Possibly Portsmouth.

"Skinheads didn't do up their top button, and shave that beard"
"can you not be a Marten Skinn"

Marten Skinn by Ian Donaldson April 4, 2021