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mantuitive

When a man perceives truth/reason by using his natural God given mantuition, his internal sense that tells him whether something is manly or not

Women have women's intuition, men have mantuition.
I can't believe John brought his girlfriend to the fantasy football draft. He wasn't thinking very mantuitively.

Mantuitive men don't need a bro code. They just know.
mantuitive by sharphairimage August 5, 2011
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Mantuition 

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.
Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so
Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011
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mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.
1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mansitive 

Used to describe a man who is extremely sensitive. Variation: mensitive. Derived from the word sensitive.
Quit acting so freaking mansitive!
mansitive by Laurenita June 25, 2005

Mantuition 

n.- The male form of clairvoyance; When a male makes a statement to a target, with no background information of the situation, that pertains to future actions and/or previous actions made by the target.
Dad: "You can't always trust those who call you 'friend'."
Me: "Ha ha. You don't know my friends dad. I trust them with my life!"
Dad: "mmm"

*friend blabs a secret*

Me: "Dammit. My dad and his mantuition!"
Mantuition by clu2life April 14, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026