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Mantumbi 

A non fictional land where only slithering beasts of the earth fear to enter. Many have searched for it but failed. Only a select few from Battersea know it's ways and they rule it better than black mamba himself!

In this land:

Annual festival of Muntumbi: Funtumbi

Working Hours: 10-12, 3-5
Food: Fried Food
Currency: Tumbi & Rudd
National Sport: Sport
National Animal: Black Mumba
Honorary Member: Will Smith
I've eaten more than the goat of Mantumbi!

That chilli is hotter than the great volcanoes of Mantumbi!

Hey Luke! Have a refreshing swim in the pool of Mantumbi!
Mantumbi by Mattinji August 21, 2013
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