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Mantumbi 

A non fictional land where only slithering beasts of the earth fear to enter. Many have searched for it but failed. Only a select few from Battersea know it's ways and they rule it better than black mamba himself!

In this land:

Annual festival of Muntumbi: Funtumbi

Working Hours: 10-12, 3-5
Food: Fried Food
Currency: Tumbi & Rudd
National Sport: Sport
National Animal: Black Mumba
Honorary Member: Will Smith
I've eaten more than the goat of Mantumbi!

That chilli is hotter than the great volcanoes of Mantumbi!

Hey Luke! Have a refreshing swim in the pool of Mantumbi!
Mantumbi by Mattinji August 21, 2013
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Matumbia 

(noun): A mythical creature or spirit believed to dwell in deep forests or remote, untouched places. Matumbias are said to be guardians of nature, possessing a blend of animal and human characteristics. They are often described as large, majestic beings with the body of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the face of an elderly wise person. Legends suggest that encountering a matumbia brings good fortune and protection to those who respect and honor the natural world. Their presence is associated with harmony, balance, and a deep connection to the earth.
I stumbled across a Matumbia on my way home
Matumbia by FakeFakWords July 2, 2023
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Mantombi 

Mantombi is a Queen of all female and has a very motherly bubbly personality. She has an astonishingly exquisite body and a beyond mind. Soft hands and a angel face and a soothing voice.
Mantombi is my mother
Mantombi by @keletso_ndebele November 23, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008