Manpumps 

Flamboyant men's heeled shoes that are often done in reptile-skin, and overly long, in the style of many women's designer heels, where the shoe appears to be much longer than the foot.

Did you hear Barry going on and on about some guy named Carlos Enrico? What was that about?

He was talking about those god-awful manpumps he was wearing.

Manpumps by salu1999 November 14, 2011

ManPumped 

When one human deliberately pumps up another humans state of mind and/or expectations by promising things they have the capacity of delivering but fail to do so leaving them to slowly deflate.

Jim "What is up with Louis, he doesn't seem himself today, he looks quite deflated."

Michelle "Yeah, he has been ManPumped, I heard him mention the other day that his father in law promised to help him and loan him some money but didn't deliver."

ManPumped by CutUpRough April 28, 2010

ManPump

One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.

Toby "The boss is in a weird mood, he looks like he's just got 'his kicks' out of something."

Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."

ManPump by CutUpRough April 30, 2010

manbumps 

gentlemans posterior ie. ARSE

"kiss my manbumps"

manbumps by buxom monkey & big moo October 23, 2002