Manprinting

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.

Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*

Manprinting by MPInc January 2, 2013

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Mappainting

Mappainting, also Map Painting, is a derogatory term to refer to gaming of Grand Strategy Games that are mostly painting maps, such as Hearts of Iron 4, The New Order: Last Days of Europe, Victoria 2, Europa Universalis 4, Stellaris, Sid Meier's Civilization series and similar games.

I love mappainting, but most people wonder how can someone find mappainting funny and entertaining.

Mappainting by Dumugian January 5, 2022

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ManWriting

a guy's handwriting, usually sloppy

"That's definately ManWriting over there, you can't even read it".

ManWriting by Kawana January 9, 2008

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Manwriting

Sloppy handwriting usually attributed to men or teens. Can also be used for females that refrain from i's dotted w/ hearts, swirly letters and smiley faces in the middle of fucking nowhere.

"Jason, why the hell would you leave a note on my car telling me to go to your house after work for a good time and then sign it "from baby" ?"

"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."

Manwriting by Gone Postal October 21, 2009

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manwriting

Used to define a man's (usually more teen boy)'s sloppy handwriting.

"Wow, look at that manwriting"

manwriting by Neiche December 8, 2007

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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