Manprinting

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.

Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*

by MPInc January 2, 2013