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Manprinting 

Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Manprinting by MPInc January 2, 2013
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Mappainting 

Mappainting, also Map Painting, is a derogatory term to refer to gaming of Grand Strategy Games that are mostly painting maps, such as Hearts of Iron 4, The New Order: Last Days of Europe, Victoria 2, Europa Universalis 4, Stellaris, Sid Meier's Civilization series and similar games.
I love mappainting, but most people wonder how can someone find mappainting funny and entertaining.
Mappainting by Dumugian January 5, 2022
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ManWriting 

a guy's handwriting, usually sloppy
"That's definately ManWriting over there, you can't even read it".
ManWriting by Kawana January 9, 2008

Manwriting 

Sloppy handwriting usually attributed to men or teens. Can also be used for females that refrain from i's dotted w/ hearts, swirly letters and smiley faces in the middle of fucking nowhere.
"Jason, why the hell would you leave a note on my car telling me to go to your house after work for a good time and then sign it "from baby" ?"

"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."
Manwriting by Gone Postal October 21, 2009

manwriting 

Used to define a man's (usually more teen boy)'s sloppy handwriting.
"Wow, look at that manwriting"
manwriting by Neiche December 8, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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