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Table Manners

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The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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Manners Maketh Man

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The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).
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In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.
by Agent Galahad March 2, 2020
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Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.
After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.
by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009
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manners

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Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
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The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.
Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.

"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"

Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...
by breakxclb107 September 14, 2009
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Vikings with manners

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There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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