Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe

Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat

by Jocoque May 26, 2017

Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

by Ben Shapiro is cool. April 30, 2018

Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.

Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.

by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Man Spread

Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.

"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."

by Czechyourself April 08, 2010

Man Spread

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.

feminist: Stahp man spreading you bigot!

by coleeco December 09, 2016