Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.

Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."

by soaringeagles December 23, 2010

Man Shopping Spree

Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.

Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"

by Horndog827 February 4, 2010

menshopping

Testing male acquaintances with the aim of finding the most beautiful, richest, smartest and funniest bachelor to marry and make many cute fat babies.

Some random guy (wondering): "why does she have such a lot of male friends..."

YMJ : "...she's menshopping."

by mimimime January 4, 2023