Man Penis

The manliest penis.

If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.

by JizzleAyyKizzleAyy October 25, 2008

man penis

a penis usually exceedingly large.

holy shit she has a huge man penis

by Raven42006bby November 8, 2007

man-penis

a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage

"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"

by metalliska September 8, 2006

Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.

I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.

by OldManPenis September 25, 2014

Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018

Penis Man

Penis Man

Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes

Here comes the penis man

Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes

by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020

Penis Man

A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.

"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."

by unspokenAsianKid January 31, 2020