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Action Man head
Action Man head is an unfortunate stage during growing back hair from being really short. Eg. After shaving of a Mohawk. The hair reaches a stage where it is longer than it was but still too short to do anything with. The result means the bearers head, closely resembles that of an action man doll, both in terms of look and feel.
Aw dude, I really regret shaving off my Mohawk, I've totally got action man head
Have you seen Dan lately, he's tired of being a skinhead and he's growing his hair back in, he's totally got action man head.
Have you seen Dan lately, he's tired of being a skinhead and he's growing his hair back in, he's totally got action man head.
Action Man head by Riotsolu May 5, 2013
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man
poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man by IEATTERMITES February 9, 2022
Man-with-head-like-balls
Looking in the mirror on his 40th birthday, the man realized he had turned into a Man-with-head-like-balls.
Man-with-head-like-balls by Jason R. December 8, 2003
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