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Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
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Thriller

When one is attacked by another with unsecured pants. Usually a shoe is thrown.
Thriller is the mongo's passtime.
by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009
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Bratwurst

An obese dachshund.
That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.
by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009
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Mammoth

A large hairy beast with a trunk the size of Barbara Streisand's nose.
Help, there is a mammoth in my closet!
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
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flamingo

A creepy pink critter that devours shrimp by the thousands.
Flamingos are not to be trusted.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
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