Definitions by CalamariPancake

Mammoth 

A large hairy beast with a trunk the size of Barbara Streisand's nose.

Help, there is a mammoth in my closet!

Mammoth by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

flamingo 

A creepy pink critter that devours shrimp by the thousands.

Flamingos are not to be trusted.

flamingo by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

Cactus Mongrel 

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

Cactus Mongrel by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

Bratwurst

An obese dachshund.

That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.

Bratwurst by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009

Thriller 

When one is attacked by another with unsecured pants. Usually a shoe is thrown.

Thriller is the mongo's passtime.

Thriller by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009