Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CalamariPancake

flamingo

A creepy pink critter that devours shrimp by the thousands.

Merch

A large hairy beast with a trunk the size of Barbara Streisand's nose.

Help, there is a mammoth in my closet!

Merch

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

Merch

That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.

Merch

When one is attacked by another with unsecured pants. Usually a shoe is thrown.

Thriller is the mongo's passtime.

Merch