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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

Mammalanche 

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.
"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"
Mammalanche by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010
A qord used to define a 3 meter or longer penis
"yeah bro i have a mammalas"
Mammalas by anonymous October 4, 2021

mammalian protruberances 

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

mammalade 

That special exlir or concoction specially prepared for consumption by party animals in order to put them in a more relxed and peaceful state of mind.

Not to be confused with marmalade.
She really needed to chill out, so Joe gave her some mammalade
mammalade by Joe Mammal August 30, 2005

Anarcho-mammarianism 

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus mammarianism. In other words mammarianism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state. The term 'mammarianism' refers to the practice of breast-feeding, and general support of the practice so that children can more easily be bonded with their mother and grow to be more intelligent and seek less to initiate violence and a better society might flourish because of this.
Anarcho-mammarianism would be like now but without breast prohibition hence without feminism; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war; without a hesitancy to free the ta tas thus a happier society all around. Anarcho-mammarianism focuses on extending personhood to children ( starting with proper nourishment and bonding ), as was done in the past with minorities and women.